only a little sad.

Once upon a time, there was a 14 year old named Nicole. She had a lot of friends but they didn’t really like her as much as she liked them. One day she decided that she would tell all her so-called friends that she was pregnant; they would like her so much better, she thought. When she told her friends they were disgusted and left her on her own with her “baby.” Nicole’s plan backfired; she no longer had friends. A few weeks later, Nicole noticed that she was gaining weight; she no longer could fit into her old clothes. She decided that she needed to go buy new clothes but she didn’t have any money. Nicole didn’t care; she needed clothes one way or another! She went to the store and saw a few things she liked. After a few minutes of pondering through the racks, a sales lady walks up and asks if she would like to try on the clothes she had picked out. Nicole agrees and she goes into the changing room. While she is in there, she quickly cuts off all the tags and stuffs the clothes into her purse. Nicole walks out casually and says to the sales lady that she didn’t want anything that she tried on. This gave the impression that all the clothes are still in the fitting room, so the lady wouldn’t catch Nicole for stealing. So, Nicole makes it out of the store and back into her car to go home. On the way home, she needed to get gas for her car, so she stopped by a gas station to fill up. While she was pumping the gas, three cops come cruising in and attack Nicole. After they get her in cuffs and as her a few questions, they tell her that she has been caught for stealing clothes. She pleads and pleads, but the pigs don’t care. Nicole gets taken away in the cop car, and she was never seen again.
And that’s why you don’t pretend you’re pregnant.